March 23rd, 2004

Matt Leffler

5:5

Okay the red head 12 yr old guy that sings like sinatra needs to go. Sorry...I just am not into voice impersonators.
Oh...and dont walk into gateway and wave your hands in the air at me cause I wont give you a 350 dollar upgrade for free...cause I just roll my eyes and think....this isnt worth my time. Loved how he was like...then I am gonna walk....I was like...well thanks for visiting.:-) this isnt Louis's Used Electronics.
I added my thunder over louisville pages today. Should be a festive party I do think. Past 4 of 5 years were great. I think last year was alittle blah for me cause for some reason people who KNEW I wouldnt have invited them still felt the urge to visit. Whatever. Plus ... no offense Shane, but my co-host was basically locked up in his room all night.
So April 17, 2004 I shall hopefully recapture the glory of the years past. This will be a delicate program of making sure the right people are here, and the wrong ones arent.
So...love. :-) I think I am going to just not date anyone. Friends sure...but anything more is trivia it appears in this world of gay relationships. Sure I can have one but it needs to be the right fix and recently I've failed to bend the wrong fix into the molds that I suppose have been left by past heros. Maybe I am just getting old and demanding...:-) Who cares.
Last night went to a movie wit the roomie. It was a good one...Dawn of the Dead. Got 4 of 5 stars and left me waking up in midsleep glancing around for intruders that I'd have to kill before they got me...lol.
So I am going to get back to my dinner I am cooking. Go to bed and attack my day off with full force.
Matt Leffler

5:6

25 Reasons Gay Marriage Should NOT be Allowed

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Marriage is valuable because it produces children, which is why we deny marriage rights to infertile couples and old people.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage, such as Britney Spears' 55-hour escapade, will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed.

5. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because majority-elected legislatures have historically protected the rights of minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. There is no separation between religious marriage and legal marriage, because there is no separation of church and state.

9. Devout, faithful Anglicans should never accept same-sex marriage, because it is an affront to the traditional family values upheld by Henry VIII and his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and his wife, Anne Boleyn, and his wife, Jane Seymour, and his wife, Anne of Cleves, and his wife, Catherine Howard, and his wife, Catherine Parr. They all knew the meaning of marriage and none of them lost their heads over the matter.

10. Married gay people will encourage others to be gay, in a way that unmarried gay people do not.

11. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign marriage contracts.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

13. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like suburban malls and tupperware parties.

14. Legal marriage will inspire gays to mimic the straight traditions of spiritual commitment ceremonies and celebratory parties, which is currently impermissible for them to do and which they have never done before.

15. Marriage is designed to protect the well-being of children. Gay people do not need marriage because they never have children from prior relationships, artificial insemination or surrogacy, or adoption.

16. Civil unions are a good option because "separate but equal" institutions are always constitutional. In fact, compared with marriage, civil unions are so attractive that straight people are calling dibs on them.

17. A man should not be able to marry whomever a woman can marry, and a woman should not be able to marry whomever a man can marry, because in this country we do not believe in gender equality.

18. If gays marry, some of straight people's tax dollars would end up going to families whose structure they may find morally objectionable. Clearly, it is more just to continue taking gay people's tax dollars to support straight families, who are going to heaven regardless of what anyone else thinks of them.

19. Gays should hold off on the marriage question until society is more accepting of them, because they are not part of society.

20. The people's voice must be heard on this issue. Therefore, we must have a referendum on a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, because we can't think of any other way to discuss the issue.

21. Each state should decide for itself whether gay marriage will be recognized, because there is no "full faith and credit" clause that requires states to recognize each other's institutions.

22. Gay marriage attempts to replace natural heterosexual instinct with a cultural institution. Morality demands that we subordinate institutionalized commitment to raw, unfettered, biological impulse.

23. Gay marriages could very well suffer maladies like domestic violence and substance abuse. That's why we invented the Quality Control department to pre-approve the righteousness of all marriage applicants, such as convicted serial killer Richard Ramirez who married a woman while on Death Row.

24. Those who support gay marriage aim to overthrow the dominant culture, as evidenced by their enthusiasm to participate in it.

25. The country can't afford to provide benefits for married gay couples. That's why Bush would never consider spending $150 million on programs that encourage more straight people to get married.

thanks to the roomie for the forward...I am sending this to our state's governor who supported a bill to amend the state constitution that would discriminate against me. Thank you to the state legislature that denied the bill.